This is now the “Send Josh and Kat to Australia Fund Blog.”
I'm currently soliciting donations on the contingency that I lose enough weight to only need one ticket instead of two. Feel free to give me your nickels, your dimes, your credit card numbers and assorted other spare avenues of revenue. I'm shooting for Summer 2006. The problem is if I go, I may stay. Some of you may think that a worthwhile investment. (J, J, & S, I'm talking to you.) Search your hearts, your pockets, and your accountants.
Please note: this is a joke. Please do not send money. (My lawyer asked me to include that last sentence. I love you all, please don't sue.)
Beware the Ides Of March. Though I'm more afraid of the Ides of April.